Message to America

Can we start a campaign to ban crap American products from the UK? I saw these in Aldi today, reminding me of a paradoxical fact: American junk food gives junk food a bad name. Pringles are just about acceptable, but "ranch" dressing, Oreos and those pathetic little bagel things that are coated in some disgusting "flavouring" - don't import them and don't licence them. Just don't bother - they're rubbish.